So there I was, ready for a day of sun, sand, and… freedom. The kind only a nudist beach can offer. But turns out, this beach has rules. Serious rules. Rules about what you bring – and more importantly, what you don’t.
Enter Khari and Angel, the self-appointed ‘Cock Inspectors.’ Their job? Make sure all guests arrive… appropriately flaccid.
Spoiler alert: I didn’t pass their inspection at first.
And what followed? Let’s just say… they took their jobs very seriously.
